Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

A romantic couple host a card game that goes horribly wrong. All of their friends wind up dead. The lovers decide to spend the rest of their days together free instead of languishing in prison. Thus begins their Odyssey, a journey which takes them to every horror experience that can be imagined, and then they experience things that should never be imagined. Watch archetypal villains in a new light, including Jesus, who does something bizarre with the holes in his hands. This is no mere horror spoof. See what horror magazines have been raving about. Also includes the full length and out of print Bill Zebub flick, "Assmonster."