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He Tweets, She Tweets: Kevin Smith: Marvel Security Guard

Posted Friday, February 6, 2015 at 3:23 PM Central

by John Couture

My favorite thing about this column is that I have no clue what it will look like from week to week. The content is completely dependent upon the celebrities themselves. With the MM, I know that I will be talking about the weekend's box office because that's as much clockwork as taxes.

But what will catch the fancy of celebrities and what does that say about them? Or us?

It's a very interesting concept and one that certainly appeals to that degree in psychology that I have lying around in one of those boxes that I haven't unpacked in at least three moves now. Mostly, celebs are just like the rest of us. They like things that make them laugh and they love to promote themselves as much as humanly possible.

Thankfully, that's where I come in. I can curate the massive ball of twine that is Twitter and pick out a few winners each week. So, I suppose I'm providing a sort of public service to the world. I wonder if I can claim that on my taxes.

Time to save the world.

Steve Martin is better known for his hilarious comedies than his fashion sense, but that didn't stop him from sharing some fashion tips with his followers.

Brea Grant gets a bit existential. This might come in handy as I heard they were rebooting Heroes. Of couse, Daphne is supposedly dead, but you know, things never are what they seem to be in Heroes.

People always ask me why I'm so infatuated with Kevin Smith. Well, one reason is that he's perhaps the most genuine celebrity in Hollywood. This video will touch the sub-cockles of your your heart.

Are Patton Oswalt and J.J. Abrams going over the Chewbacca decapitation scene in The Force Awakens. If you don't get the joke, watch the video just below.

"Kids are not going to like it!"

Kevin Smith is either auditioning for Paul Blart 3 or he's petitioning to join the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

This is easily better than everything both Paul Blart films put together. Until next week, keep burning up those social networks.