Red band trailer for '22 Jump Street' is meh
Posted Thursday, April 10, 2014 at 2:57 PM Central
Last updated Thursday, April 10, 2014 at 2:58 PM Central
by John Couture
It really doesn't matter what I put here. I could recite Shakespeare or simply rattle off the first 100 digits of pi. It wouldn't change a thing and it certainly won't prevent you from clicking on the new red band trailer for 22 Jump Street.
No really, just try not clicking on it.
Unless you're a fan of juvenile potty humor or hearing the "F word" over and over again, there really isn't much to see here. No really, I'm not kidding.
But that won't stop you. There are $138.4 million reasons that this film was made, I just can't come up with a single one that will save you the two minutes and change that you will spend watching the trailer below.
In fact, I will give you the best line from the trailer. Ice Cube says, "I got a big ass raise to babysit you two fuckers again." In other words, money talks and as long as you keep showing up for these films, Ice Cube will have his price too.
22 Jump Street hits theaters on June 13, but if I can't stop you from watching the trailer, I know that I won't be able to do a thing to keep you away then either.