'Anaconda' Slithers Back For Another Bite

Posted Thursday, June 14, 2001 at 1:49 PM Central

by John Couture

In keeping with the rash of sequels that should never be made, it was announced today that Columbia is going forward with its intentions of making Anaconda 2.

Anaconda helped launch the craze over Jennifer Lopez' booty, but aside from that didn't really do much, except feature Eric Stoltz in yet another throwaway role.

Not much is known about the new movie, but I'm willing to bet that it's set in the Amazon. A group of young, attractive kids, who have no business being in the Amazon, will get lost and most will be eaten by a large snake. Man, if only algebra were this easy...